"I just want to feel them." --Nicholas Cage

"Munster Failures"--Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

"Is that a proper tattoo?"--Ginger Spice

"That will really get their attention."--Lyle Tuttle

"What's your religion?"--David Bowie

"My friends are up next, and what they do is extremely dangerous."--Trent Reznor

"You should come out to the studio and jam with us sometime."--Perry Ferrell, Jane's Addiction